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The Least Offensive Play in the Whole Darn World
a short comedy
Read a sample or place an order at Playscripts, Inc.
Want to perform a classic play too offensive for your high school? Then the ScriptCleaner5000 is the product for you! Sit back and relax as Cynocorp representatives Shelly and Tom present sample scenes from plays that have been treated with this exciting new technology. Wipe away that dirty David Mamet profanity! Violence in Shakespeare? Gone. And what about those pesky sex scenes? The ScriptCleaner5000 has got you covered!

(This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Crazytown.)

  • 20-25 minutes
  • 5 females, 12 males, 7 either (8-35 actors possible: 4-27 females, 7-30 males)
  • Awards/Honors
  • Among the top ten most-produced high school short plays from 2004 through 2009, and in the 2013-2014 season (Educational Theatre Association)
  • Publications
  • Playscripts, Inc., 2004
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